In one of the curiosities of living abroad, we have been given a house that is quite a bit larger and well-appointed than our own back home. It has more bedrooms, more bathroo
ms and sits on a well-manicured piece of land surrounded by high walls and a guard-controlled gate. It comes with basic furniture and some essential appliances, cutlery, etc.
Oh, and watch out for those open sewers. |
FOOD: In the time since I departed, Accra has become host to
several international grocery stores, including a mall, so getting
Western-style food and other expat “essentials” is easier and a fair bit less
expensive. Our fridge is slowly looking less and less empty as we stock up. Asking my family to eat roadside "chop" eventually becomes a bit unreasonable for the other parties, although we did have jollof rice on our first night.
PREPARING FOOD: This sounds straightforward, but we
currently have few kitchen appliances and utensils. Plus, local produce needs
to be washed with a chemical solution to ensure that it does not contain any
bacteria that would upset our delicate little western stomachs. This means
preparing a meal for a family can take an entire afternoon.
PEOPLE TO PREPARE THE FOOD: Between shopping, cleaning food,
preparing food and putting on a meal, you’ve got most of the day booked. So we
have engaged the services of a local professional – also known as “The Help”.
She comes in a few days a week to do most of the above-mentioned tasks as well
as some light cleaning. It feels very strange to have a stranger in the house,
but it’s worth it for the butter chicken and jasmine rice dinner.
PHONES: We have brought a couple of unlocked cellphones with
us from Canada and have local numbers. The telephone is perhaps the only thing
that is cheaper and easier to use in West Africa than in the country that
invented the damn thing. Even our guards and help have BlackBerries.
INTERNET: Back in the day, if you wanted internet, you went
to a cafĂ©. Now, you’ve got it on your phone or in your house and it is fairly
essential these days for the modern comforts of Youtube and Netflix. Our house
is old enough that it has one of the country’s few landlines, which is now used
solely for the net. In spite of this, access can still be spotty, with long
stretches of outages. Until ours is installed, my merciful neighbour lets us steal his wi-fi.
TELEVISION: This qualifies as an essential for Mrs. O. She
immediately got the best satellite package and have been rewarded with an
assortment of US, UK and South African television. Still, the only channels
that get watched are TLC, E! and the Food Network, allowing Mrs. O to retreat
from this harsh tropical environment to seek comfort in My Big Fat Gypsy
Wedding and Master Chef. I assumed that by moving my family to Africa, the
Kardashians would not be able to follow. Alas, I was mistaken.